TED TALK WITH UNCLE TED · 7 July 2017
I can’t find my wife’s G-spot, will she leave me?
John has spent weeks searching for something his wife says he has never found and fears she will look elsewhere.
Dear Uncle Ted,
My wife and I have been happily married for the past eight years. But last month, she went for a bridal shower and came back complaining that a woman whose man has never found her G-spot does not know what sex is.
I have spent the last three weeks looking for that thing, but every time I ask her, “Nimekapata?” she wails, “No-ooo!” I am now worried that she will go out looking for a man who is a better lover. What do I do?
Uncle Ted replies
Brother John, do you know those Pokot warriors running circles around cops in Baringo? Do you know the fire-spitting politicians and religious prophets you see on TV, or the crack military intelligence officers on dangerous spy missions in Somalia?
I will tell you this for free: none of these tough chaps have the faintest clue where that darn thing is, or whether it exists in the first place.